Joke-Master.com :: Your Daily Jokes for - Monday, June 1st, 2009

Good Morning GlobalEducation100@gmail.com! You are being blessed with the gift of laughter! Here are your 5 random jokes from Joke-Master.com for today!:

	#1 (Category: Animal Jokes) A frog goes into a bank and hops up to a teller. He can see from her name plate that she is called Patricia Whack, #2 (Category: Ethnic Jokes) Why do Italian tanks have rear view mirrors? So they can watch the battle. #3 (Category: Miscellaneous) I want to become a politician when I grow up so I've made a list of skills I want to aquire, but I've only come up with one: Lying. #4 (Category: Riddles) What is the difference between a golfer and a sky-diver? The golfer goes 'whack' - "damn". The sky-diver goes "damn" - 'whack'! #5 (Category: Girls vs. Boys) Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling much better since his operation, but couldn't account for the enormous bump on the back of his head. "Oh, that," chuckled Mrs. Horntoot. "Just before your operation they suddenly ran out of ether!"

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