Wednesday, June 3, 2009 :: Your Daily Jokes for - Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009

Joke Master! Good Morning!
You are being blessed with the gift of laughter! Here are your 5 random jokes from for today!:

(Category: Political Jokes)
What's the difference between Ross Perot and Clinton?
- Clinton never inhaled.

(Category: Riddles)
What happened to the plastic surgeon when he sat too close to the fire?
- He melted.

(Category: One Liners)
Screw up your life, you've screwed everything else up.

(Category: One Liners)
I used to be an agnostic, but now I'm not so sure.

(Category: Funny Quotes)
"Death is every man's final critic. To die well you must live bravely."
- Edward Abbey


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