Thursday, June 4, 2009 :: Your Daily Jokes for - Thursday, June 4th, 2009

Joke Master! Good Morning!
You are being blessed with the gift of laughter! Here are your 5 random jokes from for today!:

(Category: Animal Jokes)
Q. Why did the skeleton run up the tree?
A. Because a dog was after his bones!

(Category: Nerd Jokes)
. . . and the record for this day is 147 degrees below zero, which occurred 28,000 years ago during the Great Ice Age.

(Category: Nerd Jokes)
All the world's an analog stage, and digital circuits play only bit parts.

(Category: Miscellaneous)
She said to the boutique manager:
"Do you mind if I try on that red dress in the window?"
He said: "Sure - can't be bad for business!"

(Category: Miscellaneous)
Men are like bananas.
The older they get, the less firm they are.

Men are like the weather.
Nothing can be done to change them.

Men are like blenders.
You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

Men are like commercials.
You can't believe a word they say.

Men are like department stores.
Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

Men are like government bonds.
They take soooooooo long to mature.

Men are like mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like popcorn.
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

Men are like lava Lamps.
Fun to look at, but not very bright.


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