Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Joke-Master.com :: Your Daily Jokes for - Wednesday, June 10th, 2009

Joke Master! Good Morning GlobalEducation100@gmail.com!
You are being blessed with the gift of laughter! Here are your 5 random jokes from Joke-Master.com for today!:
     

#1
(Category: Funny Quotes)
It's like an alcatraz around my neck.
- Boston mayor Menino on the shortage of city parking spaces





#2
(Category: Miscellaneous)
A strained voice called out through the darkened theater, "Please, is there a doctor in the house?!" Several men stood up as the lights came on. An older lady pulled her daughter to stand next to her, "Good, are any of you doctors single and interested in a date with a good, Jewish girl?"




#3
(Category: Nasty/Tasteless Jokes)
What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
An epilectic.





#4
(Category: Murphy's Law)
Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations

Density of fire increases proportionally to the curiousness of the target.





#5
(Category: Miscellaneous)
Lord,
Grant me the Serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
the Courage to change the things I can,
and the Wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I had to kill because they pissed me off.



 

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