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(Category: Girls vs. Boys)
Monday: Went out with John tonight. We were in his car and he tried to get too friendly. I got out of the car and walked away. My legs are still my best friends.
Tuesday: Went out with Peter tonight. We were in his car and he tried to get too friendly also. I got out of the car and walked away. My legs are still my best friends.
Wednesday: Went out with Jock tonight. I like Jock. We were in his car and he tried to get too friendly. I didn't get out and walk away. Even the best of friends must part!
(Category: Dirty Jokes)
"But I feel great!" he always replies.
They continue with tests and more tests.
"Doctor, I feel wonderful," he protests.
"But you look bad," they all rebutted.
Finally one discovered, "Looks bad but feels great. He must be a vulva!"
"Uh, no," the pastor says, "That's Thanksgiving."
Second guy says, "Isn't that the holiday where we get that big tree and..."
"Uh, no. That would be Christmas. Hence Christmas Tree."
Finally a young woman comes up and says, "Isn't that the holiday when they put Jesus on a cross?"
"Yes. Do you know anything else?"
"Yes, He died, right?"
"Yes. Anything else?"
"They took him down, and they put him in a cave, right?"
"And they rolled a stone in front of it?"
"Yes. That's exactly right. Do you know anything else?"
"Yeah. He woke up and, oh, now I remember, he rolled the stone away, and then he got out, saw his shadow, and went back inside for 6 more weeks."
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