Sunday, June 14, 2009 :: Your Daily Jokes for - Sunday, June 14th, 2009

Joke Master! Good Morning!
You are being blessed with the gift of laughter! Here are your 5 random jokes from for today!:

(Category: Miscellaneous)
Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: put spikes on her/his shoulder pads.

(Category: Miscellaneous)
Q: How do you know a blonde's having a bad day?
A: Her tampon's behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.

(Category: Miscellaneous)
what do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? you pull the pin and throw it back how does a blonde kill a fish? she drowns it how does a blonde kill a worm? she burys it how does a blonde kill a bird? she throws it of a cliff how do you kill a blonde? you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool/you put a condom on top of a flag pole

(Category: Murphy's Law)
Murphy's Technology Laws

To spot the expert, pick the one who predicts the job will take the longest and cost the most.

(Category: Miscellaneous)
Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn't enough.


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