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#1
(Category: Miscellaneous)
Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: put spikes on her/his shoulder pads.
#2
(Category: Miscellaneous)
Q: How do you know a blonde's having a bad day?
A: Her tampon's behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.
#3
(Category: Miscellaneous)
what do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? you pull the pin and throw it back how does a blonde kill a fish? she drowns it how does a blonde kill a worm? she burys it how does a blonde kill a bird? she throws it of a cliff how do you kill a blonde? you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool/you put a condom on top of a flag pole
#4
(Category: Murphy's Law)
- Murphy's Technology Laws
- To spot the expert, pick the one who predicts the job will take the longest and cost the most.
#5
(Category: Miscellaneous)
Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn't enough.
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