Wednesday, June 17, 2009 :: Your Daily Jokes for - Wednesday, June 17th, 2009

Joke Master! Good Morning!
You are being blessed with the gift of laughter! Here are your 5 random jokes from for today!:

(Category: Miscellaneous)
Q: What do you call Italian women in a sauna?
A: Gorillas In The Mist!

(Category: Murphy's Law)
Why Sex is Like Snow

When the lights are out, all women are beautiful.

(Category: Miscellaneous)
Two men were talking. "So, how's your sex life?" "Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex." "Social Security sex?" "Yeah, you know: I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!"

(Category: Ethnic Jokes)
Why is Superman afraid of [ethnic] people more than Lex Luther?

Lex Luther will steal his identity. [Ethnic] people will steal his identity and his costume.

(Category: Miscellaneous)
You might be a redneck if...

You are still holding on to Confederate money because you think the South will rise again.

You consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food.

You can amuse yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter.

You have to go down to the creek to take a bath.

You participate in the "who can spit tobacco the farthest contest".

You roll you hair with soup cans and wash it once a year.

You've never paid for a haircut.

You consider a three piece suit to be: a pair of overalls, a plaid flannel shirt and thermal underwear.

There is a sheet hanging in your closet and a gun rack hanging in your truck.

You think the Mountain Men in Deliverance were just "misunderstood".


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