Friday, June 12, 2009 :: Your Daily Jokes for - Friday, June 12th, 2009

Joke Master! Good Morning!
You are being blessed with the gift of laughter! Here are your 5 random jokes from for today!:

(Category: Miscellaneous)
Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out

(Category: Miscellaneous)
  • Citizens may not enter Wisconsin with a chicken on their head.

  • All bathtubs must have feet.

  • A person may not cross state lines with a duck atop his head.

  • All men driving motorcycles must wear shirts.

  • It is illegal to sleep naked.


  • It shall be the duty of any policeman or any other officer to enforce the provisions of this Section, and if any cat is found running at large, or which is found in any street, alley or public place, it shall be the duty of any policeman or other officer of the city to kill such cat.


  • Red cars can not drive down Lake Street

    St. Cloud

  • Hamburgers may not be eaten on Sundays.


  • You're not allowed to park your elephant on Main Street.

    (Category: Miscellaneous)
    Q: What do you do when an Antartian throws a hand grenade at you?
    A: Pull the pin and throw it back.

    (Category: Nerd Jokes)
    A blonde walks into a store that makes curtains. She says to the clerk, "I would like curtains the size of my computer screen. The clerk says, "Why the size of you computer screen?" The woman replies, "Because I've got windows!"

    (Category: Miscellaneous)

    Two bowling teams, one of all blondes and one of all brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in Atlanta.

    The brunette team rides on the bottom of the bus. The blonde team rides on the top level.

    The brunette team down below is partying having a great time, when one of them realizes she doesn't hear anything from the blondes upstairs.

    She decides to get up and investigate. When the brunette reaches the top, she finds all the blondes frozen in fear, staring straight ahead at the road, and clutching the seats in front of them with white knuckles.

    The brunette asks, "What the heck's going on up here? We're having a great time downstairs!"

    One of the blondes looks up at her, swallows hard and says, "YEAH, BUT YOU'VE GOT A DRIVER!"


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