Sunday, June 21, 2009 :: Your Daily Jokes for - Sunday, June 21st, 2009

Joke Master! Good Morning!
You are being blessed with the gift of laughter! Here are your 5 random jokes from for today!:

(Category: One Liners)
A woman should be obscene and not heard.

(Category: Miscellaneous)
With four daughters and one son always dashing to school activities and part-time jobs, our schedule was hectic.

To add to this, we kept running out of household supplies.

I instructed them all to let me know when they used the last of any item by writing it down on a note pad on the refrigerator.

As a reminder, I wrote at the top: "IF WE ARE OUT OF IT, WRITE IT DOWN."

When I checked the pad a few days later, to my delight I found the following message:


(Category: Miscellaneous)
One day 3 women went to the top of a water flume in a swimming pool. There was a black haired, brown haired, and a blonde haired woman.

When they got to the top a genie appeared from nowhere and said "when your going down the flume shout out the on thing that you want and you will land in it at the bottom.

So the black haired woman went down and shouted "money" and landed in a load of cash, the brown haired woman went down and shouted "gorgous men!" and landed in a pile of men.

The blonde woman wasnt listening to the genie so she went down shouting weeeeeee.

(Category: Funny Signs)
Greeting. Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others. I am from Japan and now teach English, give please true I wrote the following sentence: "Dave pollard weblog with archive articles and papers on knowledge work and business innovation." Thanks :o. Ellie.

(Submitted by Ellie)

(Category: Funny Quotes)
Abducted by space aliens, huh?
Well, let the probing begin!
-The Tick


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