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(Category: Dirty Jokes)
- Because she sat on Pinnochio's face and said, "Lie mutherfucker, lie!"
"What are the grounds?" said the lawyer.
"Well, after a year of marriage, I'm still a virgin," she replied.
Looking at her, the lawyer found that hard to understand. "What are the circumstances?" he asked.
"Well," she said, "I'm married to an IBM salesman. He's a good provider, works hard, works late."
This did not seem a promising start and the lawyer indicated accordingly.
"But," she continued, "every evening when he comes home he sits at the end of the bed and tells me how good it's going to be - and then he falls asleep."
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(Category: Funny Quotes)
- Uncle Duke
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