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You are being blessed with the gift of laughter! Here are your 5 random jokes from Joke-Master.com for today!:
If 75% of all accidents happen within 5 miles of home, why not move 10 miles away?
Why doesn't "onomatopoeia" sound like what it is?
Why do 'tug'boats push their barges?
Why do we sing 'Take me out to the ball game', when we are already there?
Why are they called 'stands' when they're made for sitting?
Why is there only ONE Monopolies Commission?
Why does one get in trouble for WRECKless driving?
Does a fish get cramps after eating?
Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?
(Category: Ethnic Jokes)
How dumb do you want them to be?
The end of time and space,
The beggining of the end,
And the end of every place?
(Category: One Liners)
(Category: Nerd Jokes)
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