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When he came to a group of pictures of men in uniform, he asked a nearby usher, "Who are all those men in the pictures?"
The usher replied, "Why, those are our boys who died in the service".
Dumbfounded, the youngster asked, "Was that the morning service or the evening service?"
(Category: Elderly Jokes)
He said, "I did that by accident."
She replied, "I know that, Grandpa."
He replied, "How did you know?" She said, "Because you didn't say "idiot!" afterwards.
(Category: Murphy's Law)
(Category: Religious Jokes)
Seen on rear mud-flaps of a large truck left mud-flap right mud-flap Passing Side Suicide /| |\ / ------ ------ \ \ ------ ------ / \| |/ El Paso El Cruncho (spanish) (spanish)
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