Wednesday, May 27, 2009 :: Your Daily Jokes for - Wednesday, May 27th, 2009

Joke Master! Good Morning!
You are being blessed with the gift of laughter! Here are your 5 random jokes from for today!:

(Category: Miscellaneous)

You're a redneck if .... Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup.

(Category: Miscellaneous)
Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker? A hooker because she can wash her crack and reuse it.

(Category: Miscellaneous)
Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?? He thought it was a delivery service.

(Category: Bar/Drinking Jokes)
A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender laughs and says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper looks at the bartender, with a look of extreme confusion on his face, and says, "You have a drink called Steve?"

(Category: Murphy's Law)
Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations

Success occurs when no one is looking, failure occurs when the General is watching.


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