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#1
(Category: Miscellaneous)
You're a redneck if .... You consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.
#2
(Category: Miscellaneous)
What's the difference between a lawyer and an amoeba?
One wears a tie.
#3
(Category: One Liners)
There is absolutely no substitute for a genuine lack of preparation.
#4
(Category: Miscellaneous)
The newly married man came home from work to find his new bride stretched languorously on the sofa, dressed in a negligee. "Guess what I got planned for dinner?" she asked seductively. "And don't you dare tell me you had it for lunch today."
#5
(Category: Miscellaneous)
Man to a woman: Do you know the difference between a blowjob and a cheeseburger is? Woman: No Man: Lets have lunch sometime... Sent by jim
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