Saturday, May 9, 2009 :: Your Daily Jokes for - Saturday, May 9th, 2009

Joke Master! Good Morning!
You are being blessed with the gift of laughter! Here are your 5 random jokes from for today!:

(Category: One Liners)
Why do they call it "chili" if it's hot?

(Category: Miscellaneous)
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Walt who?
Walt till your father gets home!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Walter who?
Walter-wall carpeting!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Wanda who?
Wanda buy some Girl Scout cookies!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Wannetta who?
Wannetta time please!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Warner who?
Warner you coming out to play!

(Category: Miscellaneous)
Little Boy: What will communism be like when perfected? His Father: Everyone will have what he needs. LB: But what if there is a shortage of meat? HF: There will be a sign in the butcher shop saying, "No one needs meat today."

(Category: Miscellaneous)
The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.


People of northwestern Montana have been advised to be on the lookout for drunken bears. Black bears and grizzlies have been congregating along the tracks of the Burlington Northern railroad tracks, where a train carrying hundreds of tons of corn derailed some time ago. The corn has fermented, and the aroma is attracting the bears. "The bears are actually intoxicated up there," said wildlife biologist Loren Hicks. And a grizzly with a hangover can be cross as a bear.

(Category: Riddles)
How can you tell if you're overweight?

- You step on a scale at the amusement park and your fortune reads: "One at a time, please!"


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