Monday, May 18, 2009 :: Your Daily Jokes for - Monday, May 18th, 2009

Joke Master! Good Morning!
You are being blessed with the gift of laughter! Here are your 5 random jokes from for today!:

(Category: Funny Quotes)
"The tragedy of life is what dies inside a man while he lives."
- Albert Einstein

(Category: Miscellaneous)
(Loud sounds of a massive battle; calm voice:) Hello! Due to the breakdown in the 452nd truce, the inhabitants of village 286-3589 are cowering in their bomb shelters. However, if you leave your name, number, and a message, any survivors will get back to you when the 453rd truce begins.

(Category: Miscellaneous)
An Englishman, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Aussie, an Abo, a Yank, an African, an elephant, a refrigerator, two blondes, a homosexual, three social workers, a Jew, a crocodile and a kiwi all walked into a bar. The bartender turned around and said, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

(Category: Miscellaneous)
Father: Son at your age, Winston Churchill used be up and out for his morning walk at 5 a.m..

Son: Dad, at your age, he had become the Prime Minister of England.

(Category: Miscellaneous)
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cherry who?
Cherry oh, see you later!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Chester who?
Chester the nick of time!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Chesterfield who?
Chesterfield my leg so I slapped him!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Chicken who?
Chicken the oven, I can smell burning!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Chile who?
Chile out tonight!


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