Joke-Master.com :: Your Daily Jokes for - Friday, May 1st, 2009

Good Morning GlobalEducation100@gmail.com! You are being blessed with the gift of laughter! Here are your 5 random jokes from Joke-Master.com for today!:

	#1 (Category: Miscellaneous) Judge: "Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this case?" Juror: "I don't want to be away from my job for that long." Judge: "Can't they do without you at work?" Juror: "Yes, but I don't want them to know that." #2 (Category: Girls vs. Boys) Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One old lady turns to the other and asks, "Do you still get horny?" #3 (Category: One Liners) My wife keeps complaining that I never listen to her... or something like that. #4 (Category: Miscellaneous) Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other at the local bar. One said, "Heard ya went to the big city Jeb." His friend replied, "Yep. Even tried me out one of those 'loose women' ya always hear about." "You don't say." said the first man. "Bet that was costly." "Nope." Jeb smirked. "Kinfolk."at the local bar. One said, "Heard ya went to the big city Jeb." His friend replied, "Yep. Even tried me out one of those 'loose women' ya always hear about." "You don't say." said the first man. "Bet that was costly." "Nope." Jeb smirked. "Kinfolk." #5 (Category: Miscellaneous) A Russian, a Cuban, an American and a Lawyer are in a train. The Russian takes a bootle of the Best Vodka out of his pack; pours some into a glass, drinks it, and says: "In USSR, we have the best vodka of the world, nowhere in the world you can find Vodka as good as the one we produce in Ukrainia. And we have so much of it, that we can just throw it away..." Saying that, he open the window and throw the rest of the bottle thru it. All the others are quite impressed. The Cuban takes a pack of Havanas, takes one of them, lights it and begins to smoke it saying: "In Cuba, we have the best cigars of the world: Havanas, nowhere in the world there is so many and so good cigare and we have so much of them, that we can just throw them away...". Saying that, he throws the pack of havanas thru the window. One more time, everybody is quite impressed. At this time, the American just stands up, opens the window, and throws the Lawyer through it...

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