Wednesday, May 13, 2009 :: Your Daily Jokes for - Wednesday, May 13th, 2009

Joke Master! Good Morning!
You are being blessed with the gift of laughter! Here are your 5 random jokes from for today!:

(Category: Political Jokes)
The Brain Surgeon was about to preform a brain transplant.
"You have your choice of two brains," he told the patient, "For $1000 you can have the brain of a psychologist, or for $10,000 you can have the brain of a politician."

The patient was amazed at the huge difference in price. "Is the brain of a politician that much better?" he asked.

The Brain Surgeon replied, "No, it's not better, just unused."

(Category: Murphy's Law)
Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations

Don't ever be the first, don't ever be the last and don't ever volunteer to do anything.

(Category: Miscellaneous)
You're a redneck if .... Getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck.

(Category: Miscellaneous)

Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith, the Sunday School teacher, smiling sweetly said, "Bobby, when I was a child I was told if that I made an ugly face, it would freeze and I would stay like that."

Bobby looked up and replied, "Well, Ms. Smith, you can't say you weren't warned."

(Category: Dirty Jokes)
Why did the Avon lady walk funny?
Her lipstick.


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