Joke-Master.com :: Your Daily Jokes for - Tuesday, May 12th, 2009

Good Morning GlobalEducation100@gmail.com! You are being blessed with the gift of laughter! Here are your 5 random jokes from Joke-Master.com for today!:

	#1 (Category: Riddles) Why did the bride wear her ring on the wrong hand? Because she married the wrong person. #2 (Category: Miscellaneous) She thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican Phone Company. #3 (Category: Miscellaneous) You're a redneck if .... You can't get married to your sweetheart cause there is a law against it. #4 (Category: Miscellaneous) Why did the nerd eat the fifth grader's math test?? Because it was a peace of cake!! #5 (Category: Riddles) What lies at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? - A nervous wreck.

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