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(Category: Dirty Jokes)
. . . executive who was so old that when he chased his secretary around the desk, he couldn't remember why.
(Category: Girls vs. Boys)
Next, a guy walks up with a tweed jacket, brown shoes, blue shirt, and gray straw hat.
"Are you sure you have the right place?" says the guard.
"Yep, I was told to come here," replies the man.
"All right, tell me a vort and I'll let you in." says the guard.
The man replies, "How about you tell me a vort, and I'll shlug you up"
So, she pulled over and the police car pulled over to the side right behind her car. She drove her car slowly to a stop, slowly rolled down the window, and prepared for a ticket when she knew she didn't deserve it. A policeman walked up to her window, and spoke to her. The lady pointed to her ear and shook her head, meaning she was deaf. The policeman smiled slightly, and knowing sign language, signed back, "I know. I'm here to tell you that your horn is stuck."
(Category: Nasty/Tasteless Jokes)
"Over 25 puppies will be put to death if not adopted. Please Help"
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