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What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What's a haunted chicken?
Why did the monster eat a light bulb?
Because he was in need of a light snack.
Why are most monsters covered in wrinkles?-
Have you ever tried to iron a monster?
What kind of mistakes do ghosts make?
Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep?
Because of his coffin.
Why do mummies make excellent spies?
They're good at keeping things under wraps.
(Category: Family Jokes)
"Yes my dear" her grandpa replied.
"Did God make you?
The waitress recommended the Matzoh Ball Soup.
The Texan downed two bowls with gusto.
When asked about his entree the uncertain Texan asked, "Are any other parts of that Matzoh edible?"
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