Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Joke-Master.com :: Your Daily Jokes for - Tuesday, February 23rd, 2010

Joke Master! Good Morning GlobalEducation100@gmail.com!
You are being blessed with the gift of laughter! Here are your 5 random jokes from Joke-Master.com for today!:

(Category: Miscellaneous)
How do you stop a taliban tank ?

Shoot the Guy Pushing it

(Category: Miscellaneous)
Yo mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell off!

(Category: Miscellaneous)
Life is a game, the object of which
is to discover the object of the game.

(Category: Miscellaneous)
There was an inebriated driver who was pulled up by the police. When the cop opened the door, the driver fell out.

"YOU'RE DRUNK!" exclaimed the police officer.

"Thank God for that!" said the drunk, "I thought the steering had gone."

(Category: Miscellaneous)
Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and lay motionless on the floor. "One thing about Jim," his buddy said to the bartender, "he knows when to stop."


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