Monday, February 8, 2010 :: Your Daily Jokes for - Monday, February 8th, 2010

Joke Master! Good Morning!
You are being blessed with the gift of laughter! Here are your 5 random jokes from for today!:

(Category: Miscellaneous)
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) 'Will it hurt, doctor? Surgeon: 'Only when you get my bill, Mrs Brown'.

(Category: Miscellaneous)
During the Second World War, Winston Churchill was the British Prime Minister. One day he had to go to the British Broadcasting Corporation (the BBC) to make an important speech to the nation.

An hour before the time of this speech, he stopped a taxi in the street and asked the driver to take him to the BBC. But the taxi-driver, who did not recognize him, said he could not take him anywhere just then, because he wanted to go back to his home at the other end of London to hear Churchill make a speech on radio.

Churchill was so pleased when he heard this answer that he gave the man a pound, which was worth quite a lot in those days.

"All right, get in," said the driver happily, opening the door of the taxi. "I'll take you, and the heck with Churchill and his speech!"

(Category: Miscellaneous)
On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were having trouble picking suitable outfits. After a while the wife got mad and stormed out of the room. Fifteen minutes later she came back completely naked execpt for a lemon between her legs. The husband looked at her for a moment and then stormed out of the room himself. Twenty minutes passed and then he came back himself with a potato around his dick. The wife gave him a wierd look and then the husband replied "If your going as a sour-puss, I going as a dictator".

(Category: Nerd Jokes)
Computers are like air conditioners. They work fine until you start opening windows.

(Category: Dirty Jokes)
What did the Wicked Witch say to the naked woman before she ate her for dinner?
"It's really soft but why doesn't it go 'meow' when I tickle it?"


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