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(Category: Dirty Jokes)
After a month, the nurse got so disgusted at what she was doing, that she killed herself.
After another month the sailors got so disgusted at what they were doing, that they buried her.
Another month later, the sailors get so disgusted at what they were doing, that they dug her back up again.
Then he moved to one side, getting wound up in the cord and nearly tripping before jerking it again. After several circles and jerks, a little girl in the third pew leaned toward her mother and whispered, "If he gets loose, will he hurt us?"
(Category: Funny Quotes)
It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.
Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
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