Joke-Master.com :: Your Daily Jokes for - Tuesday, February 2nd, 2010

Good Morning GlobalEducation100@gmail.com! You are being blessed with the gift of laughter! Here are your 5 random jokes from Joke-Master.com for today!:

	#1 (Category: Dirty Jokes) Two sailors and the nurse were trapped on a desert island. After a month, the nurse got so disgusted at what she was doing, that she killed herself. After another month the sailors got so disgusted at what they were doing, that they buried her. Another month later, the sailors get so disgusted at what they were doing, that they dug her back up again. #2 (Category: Miscellaneous) If you messed up your life, you could press "Ctrl, Alt, Delete" and start all over! To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"! If you needed a break from life, click on suspend. Hit "any key" to continue life when ready. To get even with the neighbors, turn up the sound blaster. To add/remove someone in your life, click settings and control panel. To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings. If life gets too noisy, turn off the speakers. When you loose your car keys, click on find. "Help" with the chores is just a click away. Auto insurance wouldn't be necessary. You would use your diskette to recover from a crash. And, we could click on "SEND NOW" and a Pizza would be on it's way to you. #3 (Category: Miscellaneous) The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached, he moved briskly about the platform, jerking the mike cord as he went. Then he moved to one side, getting wound up in the cord and nearly tripping before jerking it again. After several circles and jerks, a little girl in the third pew leaned toward her mother and whispered, "If he gets loose, will he hurt us?" #4 (Category: Miscellaneous) Yo mama is so stupid that when you were born you came out butt first and your mama said, "o look! twins!" #5 (Category: Funny Quotes) A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, "Wish you were here." I'm moving to Mars next week, so if you have any boxes... It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it. Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.

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