Monday, February 1, 2010 :: Your Daily Jokes for - Monday, February 1st, 2010

Joke Master! Good Morning!
You are being blessed with the gift of laughter! Here are your 5 random jokes from for today!:

(Category: Miscellaneous)
The company sergent is briefing the recruits: "For the next ten weeks the commanding officer will be your father, and I will be your mother. Incidentally we are not married, so you know what that makes you..."

(Category: Funny Quotes)
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
- Jack Nicholson

(Category: Murphy's Law)
Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations

When you have sufficient supplies & ammo, the enemy takes 2 weeks to attack. When you are low on supplies & ammo the enemy decides to attack that night.

(Category: Blonde Jokes)
What does a blonde use for protection during sex?

A bus shelter.

(Category: Miscellaneous)
What is long, black, and smelly? - The unemployment line.


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