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(Category: Girls vs. Boys)
"You gotta be in the wrong place," she exclaimed. "What are you looking for?"
"Ain't this where you allus got forty five girls ready 'n' able?"
The receptionist looked perplexed. "Ready for what?"
"I want a girl," the old man rasped. "I wanna get laid."
"How old are you, Pope?" she asked.
"92" he replied.
"92? Pop, you've had it."
"Oh." said the old man, a little disconcerted as his trembling fingers reached for his wallet. "How much do I owe you?"
(Category: Animal Jokes)
(Category: One Liners)
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