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#1
(Category: Miscellaneous)
Stolen Car A man walks out of a bar, stumbling back and forth with a key in his hand. A cop on the beat sees him, and approaches, "Can I help you, sir?" "Yesssh! Sssshomebody ssshtole my car!" the man replies. The cop asks, "Where was your car the last time you saw it?" "It wasssh at the end of thisssh key!" the man replies, logically, if a bit too literally. About this time the cop looks down to see that the man's member is being exhibited for all the world to see. He asks the man, "Sir, are you aware that you are exposing yourself?" The man looks down woefully and without missing a beat, moans "OHHH GOD . . . they got my girlfriend too!!!"
#2
(Category: Miscellaneous)
Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.
#3
(Category: Miscellaneous)
What's the difference between men and women? Women must play hard to get; men must get hard to play!
#4
(Category: Miscellaneous)
The maharajah of an Indian Province issued a royal decree. He ordered that no one was to kill any wild animals while he was the country's leader. The decree was honored until there were so many Bengal Tigers running loose that the people revolted and threw the maharajah from power. This is the first known instance of the reign being called on account of the game.
#5
(Category: Miscellaneous)
Did you know that elephants actually have their sexual organs in their feet?
Yup, if one steps on you, you're screwed.
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