Wednesday, February 10, 2010 :: Your Daily Jokes for - Wednesday, February 10th, 2010

Joke Master! Good Morning!
You are being blessed with the gift of laughter! Here are your 5 random jokes from for today!:

(Category: Miscellaneous)
A guest from some foreign country was bragging that in HIS country there is 79 different ways to make mad passionate love. Ray listened patiently. "That's amazing. Where I come from there's really only one." "Oh," sniffed the Romeo, "just one? And which way is that?" "Well, there's a man and there's a woman . . . " "Praise Allah!!! Number 80!!!"

(Category: Miscellaneous)
A circus clown boasted that his brother had developed a new act never attempted before. He had himself shot out of a cannon four times as big as any used by previous stuntmen.

"How did he stand the shock?" the clown was asked.

"That's hard to say," admitted the clown. "We never found him!"

(Category: Miscellaneous)

democracy vs. feudalism

In democracy its your vote that counts

In feudalism its your count that votes

(Category: Dirty Jokes)
Why does a dog lick himself?
- Because he can't make a fist.

(Category: Professional Jokes)
A man walks into a bar with a pig one day and he goes to the bartender and says "Do you serve lawyers here?"

The bartender says "We certainly do."

The man than says "Great I'll have a bottle of beer and my pig here will take a lawyer."


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