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(Category: One Liners)
They spend Christmas morning making up games involving wrapping paper.
You see them trying to shove everything back up the chimney.
Spelled out in Legos on the front lawn are the words "You're Cheap!!.
Moments after they unwrap gifts, you see them for sale on E-Bay.
Your son simply refuses to understand why you couldn't get him two hours alone with the Olsen twins.
They cite your gifts as a major factor in their decision to convert to Hinduism.
You wake up and find the head of Sponge Bob in your bed.
They ask, "Where'd you buy this stuff -- Crap `R' Us?"
(Category: Bar/Drinking Jokes)
He said, "Well, the last time Jews listened to a bush, they wandered in the desert for 40 years."
(Category: Funny Quotes)
- George F. Will
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