Joke-Master.com :: Your Daily Jokes for - Monday, January 25th, 2010

Good Morning GlobalEducation100@gmail.com! You are being blessed with the gift of laughter! Here are your 5 random jokes from Joke-Master.com for today!:

	#1 (Category: Miscellaneous) It seems that the recreational director of a mental hospital wanted to take a well behaved group of inmates to a baseball game. The General Manager of the club was a little leery of this. However the Recreational Director asked " If I prove to you how well behaved they are, will you let them in?" It was agreed. so when they all sat down he called out "Stand up, nuts" Everyone stood up "Sit down, nuts" Everyone sat down. "Look behind you nuts" Everyone turned around. Pleased with that, the General Manager let them in. About the 3rd inning or so, he heard a tremendous commotion, people running helter skelter. He asked what happened. A person said "Someone called out "Peanuts" #2 (Category: Murphy's Law) Murphy's Technology Laws Nothing motivates a man more than to see his boss putting in an honest day's work. #3 (Category: Sports Jokes) The minister was on the golf course when he heard a duffer, deep in a sand trap, let loose a stream of profanity. #4 (Category: Political Jokes) Politics gives yesterday's answers to today's questions. #5 (Category: Miscellaneous) Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked the young MBA fresh out of MIT, "And what starting salary were you looking for?" The candidate said, "In the neighborhood of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package." The HR Person said, "Well, what would you say to a package of 5-weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every 2 years - say, a red Corvette?" The Engineer sat up straight and said, "Wow!!! Are you kidding?" And the HR Person said, "Certainly, ...but you started it."

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