Sunday, January 3, 2010 :: Your Daily Jokes for - Sunday, January 3rd, 2010

Joke Master! Good Morning!
You are being blessed with the gift of laughter! Here are your 5 random jokes from for today!:

(Category: Miscellaneous)
Q: What is the difference between a man and a catfish?
A: One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is a fish.

(Category: Funny Quotes)
If you can't get your books or receipts to balance out, here's a useful term vending machine distributors rely on: "Slug Factor."
- Rich Hall

(Category: Funny Quotes)
"Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?"
- Mork, Mork and Mindy

(Category: Dirty Jokes)
What kind of bees make milk?

(Category: Miscellaneous)
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Donald who?
Donald come baby, cradle and all...!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Donalette who?
Donalette the bed bugs bite!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Donkey who?
Donkey Hotey!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Donna who?
Donna sit under an apple tree with anyone but me...!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Donna Mae!
Donna Mae who?
Donna Mae-k you an offer you can't refuse!


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