Friday, January 22, 2010 :: Your Daily Jokes for - Friday, January 22nd, 2010

Joke Master! Good Morning!
You are being blessed with the gift of laughter! Here are your 5 random jokes from for today!:

(Category: Miscellaneous)
Q: What's the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch dick? A: Nothing. They all make woman's eyes water.

(Category: Miscellaneous)
Q: What's the worst part about eating vegetables? A: The wheelchair.

(Category: One Liners)
Wisdom is running after mankind ...

... but mankind is quicker !

(Category: Miscellaneous)
Phil and Will built a skating rink in the middle of a pasture on a cold winter.
A shepherd leading his flock decided to take a shortcut
across the rink. The sheep, however, were afraid of the ice and
wouldn't cross it. Desperate, the shepherd began tugging them to the
other side. "Look at that," remarked Phil to Will. "That guy is
trying to pull the wool over our ice."

(Category: Miscellaneous)
5 blondes were in a car driving to Disney. When they saw a sign that said "Disney Left". So they turned back and went home.


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