|Good Morning GlobalEducation100@gmail.com! |
You are being blessed with the gift of laughter! Here are your 5 random jokes from Joke-Master.com for today!:
At the end of his first day at work he rushed into his father's office, and said, "Father, father! The Smith case, that you always said would go on forever -- the one you have been toiling on for ten years -- in one single day, I settled that case and saved the client a fortune!"
His father frowned, and scolded his son, "I did not say that it would go on forever, son. I said that it could go on forever. When you saw me toiling on that case for days and weeks at a time, didn't it ever occur to you that I was billing by the hour?"
(Category: Blonde Jokes)
She decided to go to the richest part of town as the most likely place to find well-paid odd jobs.
Knocking on the door of the first mansion she came to she explained to the owner that she was able to perform odd jobs and was there any work available.
The man told her
The blonde knocked on the door a few minutes later and said "I can do the job for $50." The man was delighted and told her that the paint, ladders, and anything else she needed were kept in the garage.
In the meantime the man told his wife about the deal. She said "I hope she realises the porch goes half way around the house".
About 30 minutes later there was a knock on the back door and it was the blonde asking for her money. The man was surprised and said
"Yes" she replied.
As he was reaching in his pocket for the $50 she said
"By the way, it's not a Porsche - it's a Ferrari".
(Category: Dirty Jokes)
It's called, "Sorest Rump"
(Category: One Liners)
Thank you for subscribing to the Joke-Master.com Email List!
If you wish to remove yourself from this list, please reply to this email with the subject line "REMOVE:"
-The Joke Master