Saturday, January 2, 2010 :: Your Daily Jokes for - Saturday, January 2nd, 2010

Joke Master! Good Morning!
You are being blessed with the gift of laughter! Here are your 5 random jokes from for today!:

(Category: Riddles)
"What do you have if you have a moth ball in one hand and a moth ball in the other hand?"

- "One hell of a moth!!"

(Category: Miscellaneous)
A drummer, tired of being ridiculed by his peers, decides to learn how to play some "real" musical instruments. He goes to a music store, walks in, approaches the store clerk, and says "I'll take that red trumpet over there and that accordion." The store clerk looks at him a bit funny, and replies "OK, you can have the fire extinguisher but the radiator's got to stay".

(Category: Miscellaneous)
Three men die in a car accident on Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the Pearly Gates waiting to enter Heaven. On entering, they are told that they must present something with a flavor in order to get in. The first man searches his pocket, and finds some pine needles from the family's Christmas tree. He is allowed entry to Heaven. The second man offers a bow and some ribbon, from presents that were opened earlier that evening. He too is allowed entry to Heaven. The third man reaches into his pocket and produces a pair of panties. Confused at the man's gesture, St. Peter asks, "How do panties represent Christmas?" The man replies, "Oh, they're Carol's."

(Category: Miscellaneous)
Q: What do you have when you have two green balls in your hand? A: Kermit's undivided attention.

(Category: Marriage Jokes)
The frugal man walked into the house panting and almost completely exhausted.


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