Wednesday, January 20, 2010 :: Your Daily Jokes for - Wednesday, January 20th, 2010

Joke Master! Good Morning!
You are being blessed with the gift of laughter! Here are your 5 random jokes from for today!:

(Category: Religious Jokes)
The Three Stooges died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them at the Pearly Gates and told them that, in order to enter Heaven, each one had to answer a question correctly. If they gave the wrong answer, they would end up in Hell.

St. Peter turned to the first stooge and asked: "What is Easter?"

The first stooge replied "That's when kids get dressed up in costumes and go door to door collecting Trick or Treat."

"No, stupid", said St. Peter. "That's Halloween. You're down to Hell!"

St. Peter turned to the second stooge and asked "What is Easter?"

The second stooge answered "That's when the fat man in the red suit comes down the chimney and leaves gifts for everybody."

"No, you moron", said St. Peter. "That's Christmas. Go down to Hell!"

St. Peter turned to the third stooge and asked, in a very exasperated tone of voice, "What is Easter?"

The third stooge answered "That's when Jesus rises out of his grave."

"And..." said St. Peter.

"And, if he sees his shadow there's another six weeks of winter!"

(Category: Nerd Jokes)
Duct Tape is like the Force.

It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

(Category: Miscellaneous)
"Two policemen are considering the problem of catching the bandit. One of them starts to calculate the optimal mixed strategy for the chase. The other policeman protests.

'While we're doodling,' he points out, 'he is making his getaway.'

'Relax,' says the game-theorist policeman. 'He's got to figure it out too, don't he?'"

(Category: Riddles)
What do you call a Jamacian proctologist?
- A Pokemon

(Category: Funny Definitions)
Arab Coffee (noun)

Thick, black, bitter coffee, traditionally served in tiny cups at gunpoint.


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