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(Category: Religious Jokes)
St. Peter turned to the first stooge and asked: "What is Easter?"
The first stooge replied "That's when kids get dressed up in costumes and go door to door collecting Trick or Treat."
"No, stupid", said St. Peter. "That's Halloween. You're down to Hell!"
St. Peter turned to the second stooge and asked "What is Easter?"
The second stooge answered "That's when the fat man in the red suit comes down the chimney and leaves gifts for everybody."
"No, you moron", said St. Peter. "That's Christmas. Go down to Hell!"
St. Peter turned to the third stooge and asked, in a very exasperated tone of voice, "What is Easter?"
The third stooge answered "That's when Jesus rises out of his grave."
"And..." said St. Peter.
"And, if he sees his shadow there's another six weeks of winter!"
(Category: Nerd Jokes)
It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
'While we're doodling,' he points out, 'he is making his getaway.'
'Relax,' says the game-theorist policeman. 'He's got to figure it out too, don't he?'"
- A Pokemon
(Category: Funny Definitions)
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