Sunday, January 24, 2010 :: Your Daily Jokes for - Sunday, January 24th, 2010

Joke Master! Good Morning!
You are being blessed with the gift of laughter! Here are your 5 random jokes from for today!:

(Category: Miscellaneous)

Some of the best humor is real-to-life. This story was related to me yesterday by the pastor himself (not a computer literate person by his own admission) as he told of a real phone call he received from the church secretary last week.

Secretary: Pastor, we've got a problem in the computer lab where you met with the confirmation class last week. Some of the boys in the class started messing with the mice.

Pastor: What?!?! {thinking: we've got mice in there????}

Secretary: Yeah, it seems some of the boys removed their balls.

Pastor: {incredulously:} did what?????? How in the world did they do that?

Secretary: They must have used a screwdriver or something.

Pastor: We've got some pretty sick boys... I... I... didn't even realize mice had balls...

Secretary: Yeah, they roll around on 'em.

Pastor: What?????? {still thinking of the little fury real animals} Well...what can we do?

Secretary: I guess we'll have to put 'em back on.

Pastor: WHAT????????!!!!!!

Secretary: Hmmm....Pastor, are we talking about the same thing?!

(Category: One Liners)
An archeologist is a scientist whose career lies in ruins.

(Category: Bar/Drinking Jokes)
A giraffe walks into a bar and the bartender asks,

(Category: Miscellaneous)
A rancher asked his veterinarian for some free advice.

(Category: Miscellaneous)
Q. What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common? A. They both have balls just for decoration.


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