Joke-Master.com :: Your Daily Jokes for - Sunday, January 17th, 2010

Good Morning GlobalEducation100@gmail.com! You are being blessed with the gift of laughter! Here are your 5 random jokes from Joke-Master.com for today!:

	#1 (Category: Miscellaneous) Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. Peter asks: "Oh dear, what happened to you?" Di answers: "I died in a car crash, but wait till you see my friend, he looks much worse". Half an hour later Dodi shows up and St. Peter says: "My God, you look terrible." Dodi replies: "This is nothing. Wait till you see my driver." Half an hour later some bones and flesh move slowly to the Gates, and St. Peter says: "So you're the driver?" "No, I'm Mother Theresa. #2 (Category: Miscellaneous) A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars all traveling at the same speed. However, as they passed a speed trap, he got nailed with an infrared speed detector and was pulled over. The officer handed him the citation, received his signature and was about to walk away when the man asked, "Officer, I know I was speeding, but I don't think it's fair - there were plenty of other cars around me who were going just as fast, so why did *I* get the ticket?" "Ever go fishing?" the policeman suddenly asked the man. "Ummm, yeah..." the startled man replied. The officer grinned and added, "Ever catch *all* the fish?" #3 (Category: One Liners) The cheapest way to have your family tree traced is to run for a public office. #4 (Category: Miscellaneous) A guy hooked up with a girl from Mexico. After dating for a few weeks, they begin to have sex. One night while they were having sex, the girl starts yelling "PERJUCIO AGUJERO, PERJUCIO AGUJERO" faster and louder as they reached their orgasm. The guy didn't know what she said but took it as some sort of praise. The next day as he was playing golf with his friends. He was bragging about how lucky he got the night before. When he got a hole in one, he shouted "PERJUCIO AGUJERO!" They stared at him and said, "what do you mean 'wrong hole?'" #5 (Category: One Liners) I got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

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