Joke-Master.com :: Your Daily Jokes for - Monday, January 4th, 2010

Good Morning GlobalEducation100@gmail.com! You are being blessed with the gift of laughter! Here are your 5 random jokes from Joke-Master.com for today!:

	#1 (Category: One Liners) An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys. #2 (Category: Funny Definitions) Pessimist Man who looks for a pink slip before the money in his pay envelope. #3 (Category: Miscellaneous) Knock Knock Who's there? Maine! Maine who? Maine I come in now please! Knock Knock Who's there? Major! Major who? Major answer didn't I! Knock Knock Who's there? Malcolm! Malcolm who? Malcome you didn't do your homework! Knock Knock Who's there? Mali! Mali who? Mali Brown! Knock Knock Who's there? Manitoba! Manitoba who? Manitoba me hours to get out of here! #4 (Category: Miscellaneous) Here's a pretty nasty one: Why are they having such a hard time finding a cure for AIDS? The scientists can't get the mice to butt fuck. #5 (Category: Miscellaneous) Have you ever wondered why you wonder why? I used to wonder why, but now I don't wonder why I wonder why. I wonder why I don't wonder why anymore?

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