Monday, January 4, 2010 :: Your Daily Jokes for - Monday, January 4th, 2010

Joke Master! Good Morning!
You are being blessed with the gift of laughter! Here are your 5 random jokes from for today!:

(Category: One Liners)
An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.

(Category: Funny Definitions)

Man who looks for a pink slip before the money in his pay envelope.

(Category: Miscellaneous)
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Maine who?
Maine I come in now please!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Major who?
Major answer didn't I!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Malcolm who?
Malcome you didn't do your homework!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mali who?
Mali Brown!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Manitoba who?
Manitoba me hours to get out of here!

(Category: Miscellaneous)
Here's a pretty nasty one: Why are they having such a hard time finding a cure for AIDS? The scientists can't get the mice to butt fuck.

(Category: Miscellaneous)
Have you ever wondered why you wonder why? I used to wonder why, but now I don't wonder why I wonder why. I wonder why I don't wonder why anymore?


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