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Give her a package of M&Ms and tell her to put them in alphabetical order.
(Category: Girls vs. Boys)
(Category: Funny Quotes)
- Rita Rudner
(Category: Dirty Jokes)
"I've been circumcised."
"What's that mean?"
"It means they cut the skin off the end."
"How old were you when it was cut off?"
"My mom said I was two days old."
"Did it hurt?"
"You bet it hurt, I didn't walk for a year!"
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