Joke-Master.com :: Your Daily Jokes for - Tuesday, July 21st, 2009

Good Morning GlobalEducation100@gmail.com! You are being blessed with the gift of laughter! Here are your 5 random jokes from Joke-Master.com for today!:

	#1 (Category: Miscellaneous) Q: How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, they only screw the poor. Q: How many Republican Presidential candidates from 1988 did it take to change a lightbulb? A: (Dole) When I was a poor boy growing up in Kansas we didn't have light bulbs. Now I have the housekeeper do it. Q: How many Republican Presidential candidates from 1988 did it take to change a lightbulb? A: (DuPont) Light bulbs need to be changed? Gosh. I guess the servants have always taken care of that... With a DuPont administration, the power of the free market will be unleashed to produce light bulbs that never need changing. Q: How many Republican Presidential candidates from 1988 did it take to change a lightbulb? A: (Robertson) Oh, Lord, with thy divine illumination, heal this light bulb! Q: How many Republican Presidential candidates from 1988 did it take to change a lightbulb? A: (Kemp) It's morning in America! Why should we worry about light bulbs? Let those doom-crying Democrats worry about light bulbs! [stumble over chair in the dark]. #2 (Category: Blonde Jokes) Why do blondes drive BMWs? Because they can spell it. #3 (Category: Funny Signs) On a bumper sticker: Hang up and drive. #4 (Category: Funny Quotes) If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied harder. - Pope John Paul I, September 1978 #5 (Category: Miscellaneous) A little boy and his dad are standing in line at the grocery store behind a big fat lady. The little boy says, "hey dad, look how fat that lady is!" "Shhhh, quiet son, she'll hear you." "But dad, look how big and fat that lady is!" "Shhhhhh, don't say that son, it's not nice!" "But dad, look how big and fat that lady is!" "Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh, don't say that son, it's not nice and it's rude!" Suddenly the fat lady's beeper goes off. "Look out dad, she's backing up!"

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