Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Joke-Master.com :: Your Daily Jokes for - Tuesday, July 7th, 2009

Joke Master! Good Morning GlobalEducation100@gmail.com!
You are being blessed with the gift of laughter! Here are your 5 random jokes from Joke-Master.com for today!:

(Category: Girls vs. Boys)
Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing?
He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.

(Category: Miscellaneous)
What is the difference between a dog and a fox? Eight beers.

(Category: Miscellaneous)
yo mama is so scary she walked into a ghost house and got a job

(Category: Miscellaneous)
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next to the grieving widow. "How old was your husband?" he asked. "He was ninety-eight," she answered softly. "Two years oder than I am." "Really?" the undertaker said. "Hardly worth going home, wouldn't you say?"

(Category: Miscellaneous)
One day a city bus driver picked up a woman that was carrying a paper bag full of oranges.
There were no empty seats so she had to hang on by a strap in the aisle. After traveling a few blocks the driver had to make a sudden stop.
This caused the woman to almost fall down and several oranges fell to the floor. As she bent over to pick them up she expelled gas making some loud noises. The bus driver remarked "that's right lady, if you can't catch them, shoot them"


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