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#1
(Category: Funny Definitions)
- Freudian Slip (noun)
- A Freudian Slip is when you mean to say "Please pass the salt", but it comes out as "You damn bitch, you've ruined my life".
#2
(Category: Miscellaneous)
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
#3
(Category: Funny Quotes)
New Yorkers like to boast that if you can survive in New York, you can survive anywhere. But if you can survive anywhere, why live in New York? - Edward Abbey
#4
(Category: Miscellaneous)
An older woman was in the pastoral study counceling for her upcoming fourth wedding. "Father," she said, "How am I going to tell my husband that I am still a virgin?" "My child, you have been a married woman for many years. Surely that cannot be," he replied. "Well Father, my first husband was a psychologist, and all he wanted to do was talk. The next one was in construction and he always said he'd get to it tomorrow. The last one was a gynecologist and all he did was look at it. But this time, Father, I'm marrying a lawyer, so I'm sure I'm going to get screwed this time!"
#5
(Category: Religious Jokes)
For Catholics, death is a promotion.
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