Thursday, July 16, 2009 :: Your Daily Jokes for - Thursday, July 16th, 2009

Joke Master! Good Morning!
You are being blessed with the gift of laughter! Here are your 5 random jokes from for today!:

(Category: Funny Definitions)
Freudian Slip (noun)

A Freudian Slip is when you mean to say "Please pass the salt", but it comes out as "You damn bitch, you've ruined my life".

(Category: Miscellaneous)
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

(Category: Funny Quotes)
New Yorkers like to boast that if you can survive in New York, you can survive anywhere. But if you can survive anywhere, why live in New York?
- Edward Abbey

(Category: Miscellaneous)
An older woman was in the pastoral study counceling for her upcoming fourth wedding. "Father," she said, "How am I going to tell my husband that I am still a virgin?" "My child, you have been a married woman for many years. Surely that cannot be," he replied. "Well Father, my first husband was a psychologist, and all he wanted to do was talk. The next one was in construction and he always said he'd get to it tomorrow. The last one was a gynecologist and all he did was look at it. But this time, Father, I'm marrying a lawyer, so I'm sure I'm going to get screwed this time!"

(Category: Religious Jokes)
For Catholics, death is a promotion.


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