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(Category: Ethnic Jokes) - To keep the flies off of the bride. (Category: Miscellaneous)
(Category: Miscellaneous) What happened to the stupid wizard who put in his false teeth back to front? He ate himself! A wizard joke What do you call a wizard lying in the gutter? Dwayne! A witch joke Why do witches have stiff joints? They get broomatism! A wizard joke What happened to the wizard who brushed his teeth with gunpowder? He kept shooting his mouth off! A witch joke What's evil and ugly and goes up and down all day? A witch stuck in a lift! A witch joke Why didn't the witch sing at the concert? Because she had a frog in her throat! A witch joke What do you get if you cross a witch and an iceberg? A cold spell! (Category: Dirty Jokes) Pete figured he had nothing to lose so he filled a jar with a urine sample. He went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited $10.00. The computer started to make a weird nose and various lights began to flash. After a brief pause, a small slip of paper printed. It said: You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water, avoid heavy labor, it will be better in two weeks. Later that evening, while thinking how amazing that computer was, Pete began to wonder if it could be fooled. He decided to give it a try. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter. To top it off, he masterbated into the concoction. He went back to the drug store, poured the sample into the machine and deposited $10.00. The machinhe again made the usual noise and printed out the following analysis: Your water is hard, get a softener. Your dog has worms, get him shots. Your daughter's using cocaine, get her into a rehab clinic. Your wife's pregnant, it's not yours, get a lawyer. And if you don't stop jerking off, Your tennis elbow will never get better! (Category: Blonde Jokes)
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