Wednesday, July 8, 2009 :: Your Daily Jokes for - Wednesday, July 8th, 2009

Joke Master! Good Morning!
You are being blessed with the gift of laughter! Here are your 5 random jokes from for today!:

(Category: Blonde Jokes)
Why do blondes wear shoulder pads?

(With a rocking of the head from side to side) I dunno!

(Category: Miscellaneous)

Q: What's the difference between Paula Jones and Monica Lewinsky.

A: Close, but no cigar.

(Category: Miscellaneous)
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the bartender "Give me six double
vodkas." The bartender says "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day."
"Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay."

The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks.
When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back,
"I've just found out that my younger brother is gay too!"

On the third day the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double
vodkas. The bartender said "Jesus! Doesn't anybody in your family like

"Yeah, my wife!"

(Category: Miscellaneous)
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

Briefs!! ha!ha!

(Category: Question/Answer Jokes)
How come the pony couldn't speak?
Because, he was a little horse.


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