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The first one is called in, and asked, "What is two plus two?"
She answers, "Four," and is asked to leave.
The second finalist is called in, and asked the same question, "What is two plus two?"
He also answers, "Four," and is also asked to leave.
The third and final applicant is called in, and yet again asked, "What is two plus two?"
He answers, "What do you want it to be?"
(Category: Girls vs. Boys)
My wife follows me everywhere.
I do not.
Because their husbands have crystal balls.
(Category: Blonde Jokes)
She burned her lips on the tailpipe.
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