Friday, July 10, 2009 :: Your Daily Jokes for - Friday, July 10th, 2009

Joke Master! Good Morning!
You are being blessed with the gift of laughter! Here are your 5 random jokes from for today!:

(Category: Miscellaneous)
A company is interviewing applicants for an accountancy position, and the three finalists have been chosen.

The first one is called in, and asked, "What is two plus two?"
She answers, "Four," and is asked to leave.

The second finalist is called in, and asked the same question, "What is two plus two?"
He also answers, "Four," and is also asked to leave.

The third and final applicant is called in, and yet again asked, "What is two plus two?"
He answers, "What do you want it to be?"

(Category: Girls vs. Boys)
Seen written on a stall in a mens bathroom in Wisconsin:
My wife follows me everywhere.

Written just below it:

I do not.

(Category: Miscellaneous)

A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash the barman says,

(Category: Riddles)
Why can't gypsies have babies?
Because their husbands have crystal balls.

(Category: Blonde Jokes)
Did you hear about the blonde who tried to blow up her husband's car?

She burned her lips on the tailpipe.


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