Sunday, July 5, 2009 :: Your Daily Jokes for - Sunday, July 5th, 2009

Joke Master! Good Morning!
You are being blessed with the gift of laughter! Here are your 5 random jokes from for today!:

(Category: Funny Quotes)
A witty saying proves nothing.

- Voltaire

(Category: Miscellaneous)
So one sperm says to the other "When do we get to the ovaries?" The other replies "Ovaries! We're not even past the throat yet!"

(Category: Ethnic Jokes)
A Polish man finds a jeannie lamp on the beach, he rubs it and the jeannie comes out and says: "I grant you one wish."

He said to the jeannie, "I want you to build me a bridge to Poland."

The jeannie said: "No one can build a bridge that long, you have to pick another wish."

He thinks for a minute and said: "I want you to make all my family and friends in Poland smart so people don't put them down."

The jeannie replies, "How many lanes did you want on that bridge?"

(Category: Miscellaneous)
The complaint letter from Judi: We blonds at the ofise are tired of all the the dum stoopid jokes about us. We think this is hairassment. It causes us grate stress and makes our roots turn dark. We have hired a loyer and he is talking to the loyers at Clairol. We will take this all the way to the supream cort if we have two. Juj Thomas knos all about hairassment and he will be on are side. We have also talked to the govner to make a new law to stop this pursicushun. We want a law that makes peepol tell brewnet jokes as much as blond jokes and every so often a red head joke. If we don't get our way we will not date anybody that ain't blond and we will make up jokes about you and we will laff. Sined by the blonds at the ofise (sine with a penseel so you can erace it if you make a mistake)

(Category: One Liners)
Q: What do you call cheese that's not yours?
A: Nacho cheese!


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