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On the morning of the big event he kissed his wife goodbye and hopped onto his bus and began driving his route. At the first stop there were two rather plump twins, so he stopped. As they got on he said "Hi there! Welcome to the Sesame St. bus! I'm Mr. McFeeley, who are you?" The twins said "We're named Patty" and they then waddled to their seats. He started to drive and at the next stop he saw a rather dejected looking man and stopped to pick him up. "Hi there", said Mr. McFeeley,"why do you look so said?" The man said, " I have no friends and I'm terribly lonely." With that Mr. Mcfeeley replied,"what is your name?" The man replied, "Saul". "Well, you can be my special friend Saul", said Mr. McFeeley. The man looked much happier and skipped to his seat. Mr. McFeeley then went on his way to the next bus stop and saw two men waiting, though one looked rather familiar. He stopped and gave his greeting to the first man. Mr. McFeeley learned that his name was Lester Cheese. Mr. McFeeley then recognized the other man to be Don Rickles. Apparently he looked to be in some kind of pain. "Welcome to the Sesame Street Bus Mr. Rickles! You look like you're in a lot of pain." "That's right, I've got bunyons you hockey puck!" And with that Mr. McFeeley completed his route to the symposium.
When Mr. McFeeley returned home his wife said, "How did it go today dear?" Mr. McFeeley replied, "Just great! I had two obese Patties, a special friend Saul, Lester Cheese, and Don Rickles with Bunyons all on the Sesame Bus!" They then took their valium and went to the Magic Kingdom.
(Category: Blonde Jokes)
To keep from bruising their ears.
Answer: The dumb Antartian; the others don't exist!!
(Category: One Liners)
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