Saturday, July 11, 2009 :: Your Daily Jokes for - Saturday, July 11th, 2009

Joke Master! Good Morning!
You are being blessed with the gift of laughter! Here are your 5 random jokes from for today!:

(Category: Blonde Jokes)
What's a blonde's greatest ambition?

To be like Vanna White, and learn the alphabet.

(Category: Funny Quotes)
"My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way."
- Henny Youngman

(Category: One Liners)
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper who sold his soul to santa?

(Category: One Liners)
If you can't learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it badly.

-Ashleigh Brilliant

(Category: One Liners)
Sorry, I don't date outside my species.


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