Monday, October 26, 2009 :: Your Daily Jokes for - Monday, October 26th, 2009

Joke Master! Good Morning!
You are being blessed with the gift of laughter! Here are your 5 random jokes from for today!:

(Category: Miscellaneous)
Why are women like snow flakes??

(Category: Miscellaneous)
A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked into a bar in Greenwich Village and sat next to a rather attractive woman. "Hi," he said, "I'm new in town. Can I buy you a drink?" "Get lost," she remarked, "I am Lesbian." "Oh, really?" he asked, "How are things in Beiruit?"

(Category: Miscellaneous)

It's my wife's birthday tomorrow. Last week I asked her what she wanted as a present.

'Oh, I don't know ,' she said . 'Just give me something with diamonds.

That's why I'm giving her a pack of playing cards.

(Category: Miscellaneous)
yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said to be continued....

(Category: Dirty Jokes)
An old man goes to the doctor to ask him an important question.

"Doctor, when I was in my 20's, it took both of my hands to push down my hard-on."

"When I was in my 30's, it took one hand to push down my hard-on."

"When I was in my 50's, it took three fingers to push down my hard-on."

"Now that I'm in my 60's, it only takes one finger to push down on my hard-on!"

"So what I'm basically trying to ask you is? How strong am I going to get?"


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