Joke-Master.com :: Your Daily Jokes for - Monday, October 26th, 2009

Good Morning GlobalEducation100@gmail.com! You are being blessed with the gift of laughter! Here are your 5 random jokes from Joke-Master.com for today!:

	#1 (Category: Miscellaneous) Why are women like snow flakes?? #2 (Category: Miscellaneous) A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked into a bar in Greenwich Village and sat next to a rather attractive woman. "Hi," he said, "I'm new in town. Can I buy you a drink?" "Get lost," she remarked, "I am Lesbian." "Oh, really?" he asked, "How are things in Beiruit?" #3 (Category: Miscellaneous) It's my wife's birthday tomorrow. Last week I asked her what she wanted as a present. 'Oh, I don't know ,' she said . 'Just give me something with diamonds. That's why I'm giving her a pack of playing cards. #4 (Category: Miscellaneous) yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said to be continued.... #5 (Category: Dirty Jokes) An old man goes to the doctor to ask him an important question. "Doctor, when I was in my 20's, it took both of my hands to push down my hard-on." "When I was in my 30's, it took one hand to push down my hard-on." "When I was in my 50's, it took three fingers to push down my hard-on." "Now that I'm in my 60's, it only takes one finger to push down on my hard-on!" "So what I'm basically trying to ask you is? How strong am I going to get?"

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