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It's my wife's birthday tomorrow. Last week I asked her what she wanted as a present.
'Oh, I don't know ,' she said . 'Just give me something with diamonds.
That's why I'm giving her a pack of playing cards.
(Category: Dirty Jokes)
"Doctor, when I was in my 20's, it took both of my hands to push down my hard-on."
"When I was in my 30's, it took one hand to push down my hard-on."
"When I was in my 50's, it took three fingers to push down my hard-on."
"Now that I'm in my 60's, it only takes one finger to push down on my hard-on!"
"So what I'm basically trying to ask you is? How strong am I going to get?"
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