Joke-Master.com :: Your Daily Jokes for - Thursday, October 1st, 2009

Good Morning GlobalEducation100@gmail.com! You are being blessed with the gift of laughter! Here are your 5 random jokes from Joke-Master.com for today!:

	#1 (Category: Girls vs. Boys) Mrs. Jones stared at the fortune card that had emerged from the weighing machine in response to her husband's penny. She said, "It says here, George, that you're suave, intelligent, farseeing, industrious and attractive to women." With that she turned the card over and added, "And they have your weight wrong, too." #2 (Category: Miscellaneous) When in darkness or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout. #3 (Category: Miscellaneous) Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. Then when you do criticize that person, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes. #4 (Category: Girls vs. Boys) A #5 (Category: Kid Jokes) A preacher was walking down the street when he notices a little boy trying to ring the doorbell but it's just out of his reach. he watches his efforts for some time and walks over to press the the bell. After he pressed it he leveled down to the boy and asked' "Now what?" to which the boy turned and shouted, "NOW WE RUN!!"

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